i was downtown last night club hoppin and stuff like that. my friend and i happen to come across these very fine looking girls and we start talking to them. they were telling us that another 2 dudes wanted to talk to them too but they didnt. so then we leave and start walking toward this bar that we normally go to on friday nights, and who do you think is following us, yup, its those two dudes. so i turn around and ask them why they were following us and why they were yelling stupid shit, then i made a homosexual remark to him and i guess he didnt like that. so i tell them to get the fawk out of there and we start walking again. then as im walking the same dude pulls my right arm back and sucker punches me, we start wrestling around and i get on top of him and start beating on his face, then when i was too tired to punch anymore i told them to end it and we did, my friend was choking the other kid. so we walk back like nothing happened. all i have is a little mark on my neck and a little mark on my jaw. dude hit like a biotch!

 

wait, no happy ending with the chicas?

 

well we didnt talk to them but after i left to go home i made a stop by my friend jessicas house for a little booty call to nurse my wounds :naughty:

 

So basically you got more action from two dudes that the broads? :eh:

 

well we got the broads' numbers, but they're from like northern CT and i wouldnt wanna call them to hang out. so yes there wasnt any action with the broads because we had to get back to the bar because my friend was packing up his DJ equipment and we needed to help him.

 

Today's lesson: Don't start a fight cause you might get your ass kicked. :goodjob:

 

my name is jessica :eek3:



















but i also didn't get laid last night :chuckles:

 

No self loving either?

 

You should've robbed them before you walked away. A wallet, a watch, some significant token of your "victory".

 

Nothing like a little jail time to cap a night.