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Would you notice if this guy crawled in your bed while you were sleeping?
MARCH 26--If you're going to burglarize a residence, perhaps you shouldn't lay down in the homeowners's bed before making your getaway. Especially if said bed is already occupied by the Oklahoma couple whose crib you've just robbed. But that's the mistake drunken Dan Johnson, 24, just made, according to this Ardmore Police Department report. It took cops a few minutes to rouse Johnson, who was found carrying a stolen cell phone and $4 lifted from a resident's wallet.