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I think this job is still open if you want it

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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:09 AM
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> From: Jenny Richards [mailto:..........@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Friday, May 09, 2003 11:11 AM
> To: .........@yahoogroups.com
> Subject: [.......] Entry level programmer in Duluth, MN
>
> Location : Duluth, MN
> Term : 1 year
> Rate : $5.10 / hour
>
> Requirements:
>
> - 21+ years of J2EE Development.
> - Fluent Sanskrit.
> - PhD in Computer Science and 17th Century French Poetry.
> - Must have had 4 or more products that sold 1,000,000 copies.
> - Must be a member of the Mayflower Society.
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> Locals to Duluth given preference.
> All requirements are mandatory, so don't waste my time by sending my
> your pathetic resume unless you're a perfect fit.
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:11 AM
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:thinking:
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:11 AM
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I'm thinking the hourly wage is a typo :thinking: :dunno:
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:11 AM
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$5.10 an hour? :eh:
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:12 AM
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that looks right up your alley
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:13 AM
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"> - PhD in Computer Science and 17th Century French Poetry.
> - Must have had 4 or more products that sold 1,000,000 copies."


:shocked:

how many people have their phd in CS and 17th century French Poetry?

:huh: thats what makes me think its just a joke.
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 11:14 AM
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i think its more of an unfunny joke. :dunno: who ask for 21+ years of experience.
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 01:11 PM
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how about this job :lmfao:
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 01:23 PM
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Originally posted by WiLL
i think its more of an unfunny joke. :dunno: who ask for 21+ years of experience.
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weak joke attempt.

J2EE Development hasn't even ben around half that long.
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 02:09 PM
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Originally posted by heywoodjablowme
how about this job :lmfao:

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funny.
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