this one woman, a psychologist, comes in and uses stuff like she owns the place
its not that she is arrogant, in fact she seems a lil slow
not to mention she is pretty old

well she reaches over my shoulder to grab a pen right in front of me
she takes my stuff that im working on off the typewriter and starts using it while i take a leak
she uses our phone even tho hers works perfectly fine. except her phone is in her office on the other side of the small building

and now she is sitting in the room reading a chart so i cant leave

 

I dare you to go kiss her

 

Typewriter? :eh:

 

Take an AK-47 to work one day and see if it happens again

 

I say you unzip drop trou and start combing your hair down there.
She'll get the message.

 

to make labels for charts

 

:lmfao: