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Real/scientific Answer: Why Farts Smell Soo Bad?

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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 08:45 AM
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Default Real/scientific Answer: Why Farts Smell Soo Bad?

I was wondering if anyone knows the real/true/scientific reason on why farts stink SOO bad. I've been ripping some nasty ones lately that can clear my house, easily. I dunno why, :dunno:. I'm kinda guessing that it's an unbalanced diet causing this. Anyone?
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 08:46 AM
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because its methane (CH4) and methane stinks depending on concentration.
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 08:48 AM
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Flush your system for one day then just eat fruits, greens anything untouched by synthetic/manmade materials....

you poo will smell lovely
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 08:50 AM
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i eat way to much fast food, my farts reeeeak
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 09:53 AM
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^^ Indeed why I'm asking.
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 10:00 AM
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If your farts reek, fart alot and fart often. If you don't and your taking a shit, it will smell so bad your wallpaper and paint will start to pee. Also avoid smoking, the CH4 will be so concentrated you'll burn your ass hair and you may set your house on fire.



But for reals now. Eat less meat products. Just like a dead animal after a few days, the meat is still in your ass, decaying and decomposed.:fawk:
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 10:03 AM
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Well If you think of your body as a car, when your car is running bad and you are bunring something like oil it smells bad. When you feed your car good oil and high octane gas there is almost no smell coming formt he exaust. The same goes for the body.:thumbup:
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 10:06 AM
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^^ So you're telling me to drink 93 octane fuel and drink Mobil 1 Synthetic as a protein shake? **hurls** j/k
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 10:07 AM
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sulfur.
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 10:08 AM
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Originally posted by Dimi
^^ So you're telling me to drink 93 octane fuel and drink Mobil 1 Synthetic as a protein shake? **hurls** j/k
Now you got it.:thumbup:
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