joke) The Porsche
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I go duffy on dem bitches
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From: Gonzales, Louisiana
joke) The Porsche
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs.."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that
for fifteen dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Dear God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it..
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs.."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that
for fifteen dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Dear God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it..
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
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I go duffy on dem bitches
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From: Gonzales, Louisiana
Originally posted by rich
what a dumb broad. if she was smart, she would've sold the porsche for the going price....send the bastard $15....and then pocket the rest
what a dumb broad. if she was smart, she would've sold the porsche for the going price....send the bastard $15....and then pocket the rest
still funny though
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sh*t I wish that happened to me...
I know of some friends of other family friends where something like this happened...
The guy was filthy rich, owned like 3 companies and possessed some of the sweetest vehicles imaginable. From Porsche to Mercedes BMW's Ferrarri's...anywho
He passed on like about 6 months ago, left everything to his wife including the cars and his wife was going to move away since she was alone in a very big house, didn't want to lug and transport and take care of more than one vehicle so she started selling them off...
The only sale I know of was a Ferrarri 355 F1, it sold for only $30,000 !!! When my parents told me that I wanted to slap them for not buying it, or some other cars from the widow. Yeah so I was upset that day...
I know of some friends of other family friends where something like this happened...
The guy was filthy rich, owned like 3 companies and possessed some of the sweetest vehicles imaginable. From Porsche to Mercedes BMW's Ferrarri's...anywho
He passed on like about 6 months ago, left everything to his wife including the cars and his wife was going to move away since she was alone in a very big house, didn't want to lug and transport and take care of more than one vehicle so she started selling them off...
The only sale I know of was a Ferrarri 355 F1, it sold for only $30,000 !!! When my parents told me that I wanted to slap them for not buying it, or some other cars from the widow. Yeah so I was upset that day...