A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

 

hahahaaahhaha

 

How did you get back in?

 

im going to be good. plese be nice.

 

No. You had your many chances. You blew it. Worse off, you also posted racist comments on MY website. You've caused enough problems for me to ban you on sight. Bottom line, you're no longer welcome on HAN EVER again. Unless the admin PM's me not to ban you.....you're done the moment I spot you.

 

:lmfao: x 2

 

Can someone turn off his poorly pieced together avatar? Its almost as bad as him posting.