in case you didn't already know how powerful driving an accord makes you
 

i havent scored in awhile :oh: . i think imma go out and get dual n1s. :oh: :p

notice in the article it says "97 Honda Accord"

thats a 92 or 93 DX sedan pictured...

I go to the University of Texas and there is no Burwitzki in the directory. And as much as I like to believe it since they used the term "drag" to refer to Guadalupe street, I'm iffy if this is a real article, especially by what Sumaccordguy94 also said. I've driven by the drag with my exhaust, not getting any yet =(. Hmmm...

its from the future.. whoa isn't that erie

That looks like an article from a satire newspaper......very hard to take seriously.....

HAHA..................Big Piping => Big Pimping...........hahaha.........

they aint know no SH**T of what they're talking about. :tfg: hahahahaha.........
by the way, i dun think it's a 97 HA

it seems more like a advertisement for the exhaust... they mention the brand way too many times... seems too comercialized to be a real news paper ad.

Gug, where in the world did you dig this one up? All I can catch at the top is ...."you cannot possibly fathom." Funny writing, though. Like a bullfrog?!

HA HA HA, that's hilarious.