Trunk release button won't work! Why, God? Why!?
 

haha ok so the trunk release button on my remote doesn't work. i know you have to hold it down for a few seconds before it'll pop the trunk but it doesn't always work. if i keep pressing the button over and over again the trunk eventually opens but it takes a few minutes. the led on the remote lights up and everything so i dont know what the problem is. btw its a 98 accord v6

Open your remote and clean it out from the inside. I've had the same problem with my last car.

maybe your remote battery is dying?