Orlando, Florida: Riciest city I've been to yet
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Le Grand Illusion
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From: Damascus, MD
Orlando, Florida: Riciest city I've been to yet
I just got back from my honeymoon at Disneyworld with DelSolGirl, and boy did I see some insane rice. I saw a blue Del Sol with a park-bench-style wing that was the highest I had ever seen - maybe 3 feet off the trunk, honestly - running on what appeared to be 18s, with the most high-pitched exhaust whine ever. It did a ricer fly-by of our hotel shuttle 
I saw a Lancer with a huge wing and nothing else, a Dodge Avenger lowered too far, and turned badly due to massive rubbing, I saw TONS and TONs of ricy cars. The worst, the pinnacle of rice, was a 4th Gen Prelude with a horrible body kit with holes in it, with mesh wiring covering the huge gashs and holes, a muffler with a two-outlet exhaust tip welded on so that the whole exhaust assembly stuck out like a foot from the bumber, and what appeared to be a 12 year old driving with a red hat backwards over a red bandana. He was tailgating every car on the road... until he got behind a silver SRT-4, at which point he was owned so many times in a row that he exited after flipping the guy off.....
Anyone here near Orlando? And can account for this profusion of park-bench wings and terrible body kits?
I saw a Lancer with a huge wing and nothing else, a Dodge Avenger lowered too far, and turned badly due to massive rubbing, I saw TONS and TONs of ricy cars. The worst, the pinnacle of rice, was a 4th Gen Prelude with a horrible body kit with holes in it, with mesh wiring covering the huge gashs and holes, a muffler with a two-outlet exhaust tip welded on so that the whole exhaust assembly stuck out like a foot from the bumber, and what appeared to be a 12 year old driving with a red hat backwards over a red bandana. He was tailgating every car on the road... until he got behind a silver SRT-4, at which point he was owned so many times in a row that he exited after flipping the guy off.....
Anyone here near Orlando? And can account for this profusion of park-bench wings and terrible body kits?
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Le Grand Illusion
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Thanks, guys! We actually got married on the last day of Spring Break last Spring, March 30th... and it SNOWED, if you can believe that.... but because of school and money we couldn't honeymoon right away. And I had to work three jobs this summer...but everything worked out perfectly over Xmas.
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From: Richmond, VA
Originally posted by OSX2000
If you wanna see rice, just go into any low class area where the population has no good judgment, taste, or wealth.
If you wanna see rice, just go into any low class area where the population has no good judgment, taste, or wealth.
One of my aunts used to live there, I noticed the same thing the few times I've been.
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From: Everett, WA
Re: Orlando, Florida: Riciest city I've been to yet
Originally posted by DelSolSIinMD
I just got back from my honeymoon at Disneyworld with DelSolGirl, and boy did I see some insane rice. I saw a blue Del Sol with a park-bench-style wing that was the highest I had ever seen - maybe 3 feet off the trunk, honestly - running on what appeared to be 18s, with the most high-pitched exhaust whine ever. It did a ricer fly-by of our hotel shuttle
I saw a Lancer with a huge wing and nothing else, a Dodge Avenger lowered too far, and turned badly due to massive rubbing, I saw TONS and TONs of ricy cars. The worst, the pinnacle of rice, was a 4th Gen Prelude with a horrible body kit with holes in it, with mesh wiring covering the huge gashs and holes, a muffler with a two-outlet exhaust tip welded on so that the whole exhaust assembly stuck out like a foot from the bumber, and what appeared to be a 12 year old driving with a red hat backwards over a red bandana. He was tailgating every car on the road... until he got behind a silver SRT-4, at which point he was owned so many times in a row that he exited after flipping the guy off.....
Anyone here near Orlando? And can account for this profusion of park-bench wings and terrible body kits?
I just got back from my honeymoon at Disneyworld with DelSolGirl, and boy did I see some insane rice. I saw a blue Del Sol with a park-bench-style wing that was the highest I had ever seen - maybe 3 feet off the trunk, honestly - running on what appeared to be 18s, with the most high-pitched exhaust whine ever. It did a ricer fly-by of our hotel shuttle
I saw a Lancer with a huge wing and nothing else, a Dodge Avenger lowered too far, and turned badly due to massive rubbing, I saw TONS and TONs of ricy cars. The worst, the pinnacle of rice, was a 4th Gen Prelude with a horrible body kit with holes in it, with mesh wiring covering the huge gashs and holes, a muffler with a two-outlet exhaust tip welded on so that the whole exhaust assembly stuck out like a foot from the bumber, and what appeared to be a 12 year old driving with a red hat backwards over a red bandana. He was tailgating every car on the road... until he got behind a silver SRT-4, at which point he was owned so many times in a row that he exited after flipping the guy off.....
Anyone here near Orlando? And can account for this profusion of park-bench wings and terrible body kits?
I've been in Orlando 2 out of 3 days since the 21st... and I'm going to Orlando in the morning... armed with the digicam to post some evidence of what you're talking about...
And FL drivers suck. 50 (Colonial) through Orlando has more accidents in one day than the rest of the world does in a year...
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Re: Orlando, Florida: Riciest city I've been to yet
Originally posted by DelSolSIinMD
Anyone here near Orlando? And can account for this profusion of park-bench wings and terrible body kits?
Anyone here near Orlando? And can account for this profusion of park-bench wings and terrible body kits?
Secondly, I'm from Tampa, and there is a LOT of rice down here. It's really sad
I love to spank ricers with my stock looking sol all the time. It's fun stuff :thumbup: