It's for homecoming.

I guess if I really wanted to stand out in the cold and see a bunch of frats and sororities standing on crappy floats, then I might be interested.

The good part of homecoming is tomorrow; the football game. That's when us students start drinking at 8 am, go to the game totally loaded because they don't serve alcohol there, we crush Northwestern and move on to an 8-0 record, and then resume heavy drinking.

Tonight though, I would rather be at work earning money to pay for tomorrow's activities.