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Old 10-24-09, 02:59 AM   #1
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Haha...WTF, name fail...
Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Me: Spiro
Girl: haha...what's your real name?
Me: Spiro
Girl: fuck this... (walks away)
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Old 10-24-09, 03:01 AM   #2
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Old 10-24-09, 03:02 AM   #3
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This is one reason I usually introduce myself as "Bill" to insignificant people.
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Old 10-24-09, 03:21 AM   #4
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Wow you really do suck with girls :o
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Old 10-24-09, 03:22 AM   #5
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no shit! what gave it away Tark?
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Old 10-24-09, 03:27 AM   #6
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At least you didn't mention your back hair....so you're making progress
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Old 10-24-09, 06:28 AM   #7
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spiro or tarek.

i don't know :o

and can't you come up with something a little more interesting than bill? :o
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Old 10-24-09, 10:08 AM   #9
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At least you didn't mention your back hair....so you're making progress
she didn't give me a chance. who knows what stupid shit I eventually would have said.
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Old 10-24-09, 10:22 AM   #10
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Wow. Seriously dude, you're doing something wrong! It CAN'T be what you are saying...maybe how? Maybe bad breath? Creepy eyes? I just don't get it.
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Old 10-24-09, 10:32 AM   #11
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spiro or tarek.

i don't know :o

and can't you come up with something a little more interesting than bill? :o
I have never met someone that didnt believe me when i told her my name.

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Wow. Seriously dude, you're doing something wrong! It CAN'T be what you are saying...maybe how? Maybe bad breath? Creepy eyes? I just don't get it.
Souldve went like this:

Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Me: Spiro
Girl: haha...what's your real name?
Me: Spiro seriously... named after a video character whats your name?
Girl: fuck me...


it's like the best conversation starter ever.
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Old 10-24-09, 10:33 AM   #12
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Or an appropriate shy smile and flirty look would have sufficed. He probably gave a big toothy evil villain grin
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Me: Spiro seriously... named after a video character
What?!
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oh yeah, Spiro is that video game with the purple dragon
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That's Spyro, and pronounced differently.
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his name is Spiro pronounced like spear-o not spie-ro
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That's Spyro, and pronounced differently.
Stop being such a purple dragon

If the girl didn't believe your name the first time you said it don't just repeat it a second time say something funny and witty. Dude it's really not that hard. most peeps have a problem about approaching a girl, you get girls coming up to you yet you still fuck it up.
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have u considered going gay? maybe you'll have better luck.
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All kidding aside, I think Spiro is a badass name.
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have u considered going gay? maybe you'll have better luck.

how would one "go gay"...I can't make myself be attracted to guys.
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how would one "go gay"...I can't make myself be attracted to guys.
Give it a shot, go suck a few dicks and let us know if you feel the same way once you're done.





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you had a chance to do a hooker once for a birthday or something right? im thinkin you shoulda taken it
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you had a chance to do a hooker once for a birthday or something right? im thinkin you shoulda taken it
you must be thinking of somebody else.
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