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Old 08-31-09, 02:57 PM   #1
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i think im gonna have an STD test done :o

yeah, especially after stops in thailand and the phillipines this deployment.

im more inclined to have it done now as i was a few months ago because they changed how the test is done. before, an 8" q-tip was shoved up your pecker and used to swab the inside.

now it's just a piss test. :o
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Old 08-31-09, 03:00 PM   #2
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having sex in those countries without a jimmy, is worse than walking on a field full of land mines.
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Old 08-31-09, 03:02 PM   #3
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oh i was wrapped up. but you can never be too sure.
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Old 08-31-09, 03:04 PM   #4
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Old 08-31-09, 03:04 PM   #5
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Old 08-31-09, 03:06 PM   #6
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u and aux should go together and try to get a group discount.
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Old 08-31-09, 03:06 PM   #7
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One question. If you have a STD, will you give it to others?
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Old 08-31-09, 03:09 PM   #8
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Old 08-31-09, 03:12 PM   #9
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Use a Magnum, so the jimmy can wrap around yours balls, too.

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Old 08-31-09, 03:13 PM   #10
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I hope the test is psitive... and by positive i mean negative.
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Old 08-31-09, 03:14 PM   #11
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Old 08-31-09, 05:03 PM   #12
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the city clinic charges 15 dollars for tests

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Old 08-31-09, 05:15 PM   #13
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Old 08-31-09, 05:21 PM   #14
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I would never mess around in either of those countries. Notorious for trannies....

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Old 08-31-09, 05:30 PM   #15
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The Q-tip is used to check for most of the non-HIV virus. It hurts almost as much when you go to pee later than when they stick it up there and twist.
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Old 08-31-09, 06:01 PM   #16
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Can't they just do a blood test?

No motherfucking way someone is going to jam something up my pee hole.
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Old 08-31-09, 06:09 PM   #17
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at first glance I assumed this thread was started by Jesse.
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Old 08-31-09, 07:32 PM   #18
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at first glance I assumed this thread was started by Jesse.
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Old 08-31-09, 07:39 PM   #19
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i wouldnt fuck in those countries with your dick
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Old 08-31-09, 07:40 PM   #20
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Thread of lies. You didn't have sex.
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Old 08-31-09, 08:07 PM   #21
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bs on 8" q-tip, they would only need a 4"
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Old 08-31-09, 08:08 PM   #22
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bs on 8" q-tip, they would only need a 4"
You think anyone wants to be that close to his peter?
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Old 08-31-09, 09:49 PM   #24
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Old 08-31-09, 11:09 PM   #25
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I can't imagine anywhere still uses the q-tip. I had a test within the last year when me and my ex decided we were sick of condoms. Was pee in cup only.

Now that I think about it, I should really find those test results for future reference what with being back on the market.....
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Old 09-01-09, 02:24 AM   #26
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Old 09-01-09, 02:03 PM   #28
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They only still use the q tip if discharge is present. Otherwise it's just pissing in a cup.
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Old 09-01-09, 05:02 PM   #30
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