Trenton, NJ = hilarious - Honda-Acura.net

LT · 08-09-09, 11:24 PM

So since I moved to Trenton I've witnessed a few things in my short walk from the building entrance to my car or from the rooftop terrace:

-blatant drive-up drug dealings
-a woman screaming "Bitch! I know you isn't gettin up in mah grill wit yo nasty-ass weaves!" at another
-some coked-out chick walking circles on the street corner, arms out, yelling "bitch fucked up!" over and over and over
-walking to the building entrance, in uniform, and being solicited by a prostitute in broad daylight

I can't wait to see what else Trenton has to offer.

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scotttharobot · 08-09-09, 11:26 PM

Sounds like jersey to me.

RB · 08-09-09, 11:38 PM

The armpit of America

ShaolinLueb · 08-09-09, 11:55 PM

i only drove by Trenton. was like wtf is a city doing out here?

R_Squared · 08-10-09, 12:07 AM

repost

from your Facebook status :o

canada · 08-10-09, 12:09 AM

Why are you in Trenton?

LT · 08-10-09, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canada

Why are you in Trenton?

Because I opted to move there.

MQue · 08-10-09, 07:33 AM

Trenton blows.

LT · 08-10-09, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MQue

Trenton blows.

w3rd 50n!

MQue · 08-10-09, 07:44 AM

Good thing you're trained in arm services.

JessTD · 08-10-09, 09:19 AM

arent the majority of drive up drug dealings blatant?

**Bumnah** · 08-10-09, 09:30 AM

NJ blows.

RB26DETT · 08-10-09, 09:34 AM

trenton sucks.

northeast nj =

canada · 08-10-09, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MQue

Good thing you're trained in arm services.

I caught that

LT · 08-17-09, 03:15 PM

Just another update......my Jeep was stolen, involved in some police chase, and has yet to be recovered.

CRAIGHIMSELF · 08-17-09, 03:16 PM

From what I recall reading, its the most crime filled city in America? Or has the most murders? Something like that. Good luck LT. Dont fiAl over there.

JessTD · 08-17-09, 03:16 PM

i think your life really is cursed LT, shits always happening to you

å · 08-17-09, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LT

Just another update......my Jeep was stolen, involved in some police chase, and has yet to be recovered.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

you've been there what... a month?

IluvJae · 08-17-09, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF

From what I recall reading, its the most crime filled city in America? Or has the most murders? Something like that. Good luck LT. Dont fiAl over there.

I think that's Camden

dE.fUsEd · 08-17-09, 03:36 PM

Why the FUCK would you move to Jersey? PA people know better.

LT · 08-17-09, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd

Why the FUCK would you move to Jersey? PA people know better.

Because I'm stationed in New Jersey...

And it happened one week after I moved in.

mr22na · 08-17-09, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LT

Just another update......my Jeep was stolen, involved in some police chase, and has yet to be recovered.

if the mr2 gets stolen it wasnt me lol

LT · 08-17-09, 03:51 PM

I told my coworkers this morning what happened and they said when the MR2 gets stolen, they're giving me a week off lol

white_n_slow · 08-18-09, 07:58 PM

not the heep!

LT · 08-18-09, 08:00 PM

While sleeping today, the police called and left a voicemail saying they recovered the car. Tomorrow I'll go see it and pick it up. I wonder what condition it's in?

white_n_slow · 08-18-09, 08:03 PM

hopefully you got some cool bullet holes

dom93hatch · 08-18-09, 08:06 PM

didn't Janna live there or somesing?

marvinp8700 · 08-18-09, 08:30 PM

good luck dude

ShaolinLueb · 08-18-09, 09:17 PM

north east jersey is

was at rutgers area friday for a bit.

Snoopy · 08-18-09, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LT

-blatant drive-up drug dealings
-a woman screaming "Bitch! I know you isn't gettin up in mah grill wit yo nasty-ass weaves!" at another
-some coked-out chick walking circles on the street corner, arms out, yelling "bitch fucked up!" over and over and over
-walking to the building entrance, in uniform, and being solicited by a prostitute in broad daylight

i miss those days

:o

08-09-09, 11:26 PM	#2
scotttharobot beer here Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 3,168	Sounds like jersey to me. __________________ *1994 Honda Accord LX-5spd* Clarion // Elemental Designs // Knukonceptz // Viper

08-09-09, 11:55 PM	#4
ShaolinLueb jigga yeah Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: springfield, MA Posts: 10,875	i only drove by Trenton. was like wtf is a city doing out here? __________________ NOPD "don't provoke me, i'll fugging cum in your eyes Mr. Estrada"

08-10-09, 12:09 AM	#6
canada 514.315.407.405 Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 22,995	Why are you in Trenton? __________________ Diew, Canada is like a freakin mythological creature. He comes and goes. - AF

08-10-09, 09:19 AM	#11
JessTD scha-wing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: aurora IL Posts: 32,126	arent the majority of drive up drug dealings blatant? __________________ I bet that broad that contacted yoiuyj was tranny huh? chicks with dicks is all your going to end up with homie. and you should be happoynm with that atlkaeast its somnething and a hell of a lot better than talking to yourself on a fucking blog, wtf!!?!?!? ghahaaahhhh i hope yuo get pregnat - rico d

08-10-09, 09:30 AM	#12
Bumnah So OG it hurts. Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: VA Posts: 6,522	NJ blows. __________________ Project EVA - The Track Package ----- Project EVA -----

08-09-09, 11:38 PM	#3
RB Kev touches little boys Join Date: May 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 49,374	The armpit of America

08-10-09, 12:07 AM	#5
R_Squared LEVEL UP Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 10,889	repost from your Facebook status :o

08-10-09, 07:33 AM	#8
MQue We got this Join Date: May 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 12,305	Trenton blows.

08-10-09, 07:44 AM	#10
MQue We got this Join Date: May 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 12,305	Good thing you're trained in arm services.

08-10-09, 09:34 AM	#13
RB26DETT Eagles > NFL Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: nj Posts: 10,225	trenton sucks. northeast nj =

08-17-09, 03:15 PM	#15
LT :falafelrofl: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Trenton, NJ Posts: 37,783	Just another update......my Jeep was stolen, involved in some police chase, and has yet to be recovered. __________________ 93 MR2 turbo \| 16psi intake exhaust 98 Cherokee sport \| 5spd 2dr stolen

08-17-09, 03:16 PM	#16
CRAIGHIMSELF Rip riding Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sloppy onshore junk. Posts: 16,856	From what I recall reading, its the most crime filled city in America? Or has the most murders? Something like that. Good luck LT. Dont fiAl over there. __________________ 6'2 Retro Twin Fish del Isle 6'3 Isle XPS Epoxy Wing Tri Fish 96 Accord EX - More mint than the Treasury http://www.islesurfboards.com/aboutus.aspx Professional Hater

08-17-09, 03:36 PM	#20
dE.fUsEd but i poop from there Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In a daze.. Posts: 13,224	Why the FUCK would you move to Jersey? PA people know better. __________________ (¯`·._.·-╫ Lost Power . com ╫-·._.·´¯) http://www.lostpower.com/images/sig.png

08-17-09, 03:51 PM	#23
LT :falafelrofl: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Trenton, NJ Posts: 37,783	I told my coworkers this morning what happened and they said when the MR2 gets stolen, they're giving me a week off lol __________________ 93 MR2 turbo \| 16psi intake exhaust 98 Cherokee sport \| 5spd 2dr stolen

08-18-09, 07:58 PM	#24
white_n_slow it's my D in a B Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Posts: 21,817	not the heep! __________________ '92 Civic VX: B20, project resurrection... hehe, I said erection :o '84 Toyota Longbed 4x4: lifted, locked, and ready to, um... drive really slow '05 SAABaru 9-2x Aero: stock, daily grind '08 Never Summer Heritage: 158, Cartels, winter sled

08-18-09, 08:00 PM	#25
LT :falafelrofl: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Trenton, NJ Posts: 37,783	While sleeping today, the police called and left a voicemail saying they recovered the car. Tomorrow I'll go see it and pick it up. I wonder what condition it's in? __________________ 93 MR2 turbo \| 16psi intake exhaust 98 Cherokee sport \| 5spd 2dr stolen

08-18-09, 08:03 PM	#26
white_n_slow it's my D in a B Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Posts: 21,817	hopefully you got some cool bullet holes __________________ '92 Civic VX: B20, project resurrection... hehe, I said erection :o '84 Toyota Longbed 4x4: lifted, locked, and ready to, um... drive really slow '05 SAABaru 9-2x Aero: stock, daily grind '08 Never Summer Heritage: 158, Cartels, winter sled

08-18-09, 08:06 PM	#27
dom93hatch snow bunnies Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dana Point, CA Posts: 27,348	didn't Janna live there or somesing? __________________ www.zombiesociety.com Enjoy your daily zombie fix!

08-18-09, 08:30 PM	#28
marvinp8700 if the price is fair Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: with craigorz in 5 years Posts: 1,781	good luck dude __________________ i'm a TROLL

08-18-09, 09:17 PM	#29
ShaolinLueb jigga yeah Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: springfield, MA Posts: 10,875	north east jersey is was at rutgers area friday for a bit. __________________ NOPD "don't provoke me, i'll fugging cum in your eyes Mr. Estrada"

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