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Old 04-26-2012, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
i keep getting these telemarketing calls about male enhancement.

it's always some indian guy or girl with really thick accent.

"now, may i ask you, are you looking for stronger erections, longer erections, stamina or are you looking to just spice things up?"

it's really funny, specifically the "spice things up" part, sometimes i just answer to hear them read it, laugh, and then start yelling at them.

do not call list kicks in 15 days :squint:
I don't get those calls. I think they're on to you. ;o
Old 04-26-2012, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
i keep getting these telemarketing calls about male enhancement.

it's always some indian guy or girl with really thick accent.

"now, may i ask you, are you looking for stronger erections, longer erections, stamina or are you looking to just spice things up?"

it's really funny, specifically the "spice things up" part, sometimes i just answer to hear them read it, laugh, and then start yelling at them.

do not call list kicks in 15 days :squint:
you should answer yes. then ask what they're wearing, ask them to keep repeating the parts about erections and start moaning.
Old 04-26-2012, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by k3ifers
i keep getting these telemarketing calls about male enhancement.

it's always some indian guy or girl with really thick accent.

"now, may i ask you, are you looking for stronger erections, longer erections, stamina or are you looking to just spice things up?"

it's really funny, specifically the "spice things up" part, sometimes i just answer to hear them read it, laugh, and then start yelling at them.

do not call list kicks in 15 days :squint:
I don't get calls, just emails - they all end up in the spam folder though.
Old 04-27-2012, 05:58 PM
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if i try to talk back to them... like, how big will penis get? do you have before and after pictures? etc... they don't speak english really, so they just keep talking, it's worthless.
Old 04-28-2012, 10:02 AM
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So, wait...

Am i the 1% now?

I can get my girl off multiple times.

You can't fake that shuddering, sweating.... etc.
Old 04-28-2012, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BetterBob
So, wait...

Am i the 1% now?

I can get my girl off multiple times.

You can't fake that shuddering, sweating.... etc.
Maybe she is sweating because she has a glandular problem.
Old 04-29-2012, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by LABARINTH
Maybe she is sweating because she has a glandular problem.
Probably my gland inside her.
Old 04-29-2012, 07:22 AM
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double post.

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Old 04-29-2012, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by BetterBob
So, wait...

Am i the 1% now?

I can get my girl off multiple times.

You can't fake that shuddering, sweating.... etc.
Some girls come over and over and over again. Don't think that you're that much Better,Bob.

Old 04-29-2012, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Chefboiali
Some girls come over and over and over again. Don't think that you're that much Better,Bob.

Thank you Captain buzz kill.

On a side note,

I can orgasm multiple times... Last night i think she counted seven. (two hour... window)

We talked about it and i guess that's not normal?

I think she just wanted to compliment me. but im not sure.

I havn't had a whole bunch of girlfriends, mostly just one night things. So feedback has been few and far between.

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